Total Medals Earned: 132 (From 20 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,400 Points
Medals Earned: 8/8 (320/320 points)
Medals Earned: 9/16 (150/500 points)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (95/195 points)
Medals Earned: 2/15 (15/450 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (55/270 points)
Medals Earned: 4/14 (55/500 points)
Medals Earned: 7/50 (35/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/19 (65/485 points)
Medals Earned: 13/16 (70/90 points)
Start the game. Yeah that's it. Good job.
Meet the Goddess
Do what the Goddess tells you
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Half Of All Elements Discovered
Nuclear Bomb Discovered
7 Mortal Sins
All Element Discovered
All Elements Discovered With No Hints (actually, you can ONE hint)
Complete a race against your ghost (enable in pause menu)
Earn a bronze medal on all A tracks
Customize your car's appearance in the garage
Earn a silver medal on all A tracks
Earn a gold medal on all A tracks
Earn a bronze medal on all B tracks
Earn a silver medal on all B tracks
Earn a gold medal on all B tracks
Earn a bronze medal on all C tracks
Earn a silver medal on all C tracks
Earn a gold medal on all C tracks
Earn a bronze medal on all D tracks
Earn a silver medal on all D tracks
Earn a gold medal on all D tracks
Earn all medals
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Start Your First Day
Complete Story Mode
Get 30 Coins in Endless Mode
Get 3 Stars in Story Mode
Get Fired
Let Every Farmer Pass Their Audits
Get 90 Coins in Endless Mode
Get 150 Coins in Endless Mode
Survive one assassination attempt!
Get re-elected once! (Real)
Get on a magazine cover!
Get a statue!
Get re-elected once! (Fake)
Survive two assassination attempts!
Get re-elected twice! (Real)
Get re-elected twice! (Fake)
Survive three assassination attempts!
Get re-elected thrice! (Real)
Get re-elected thrice! (Fake)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Bother Yeremey
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
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Reach Layer 6
Reach Layer 5
Reach Layer 4
Reach Layer 3
Reach Layer 2
Reach Layer 1
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
